Prognitive Dissonance

The federal government is more corrupt than it has ever been. They aren’t even bothering to tell you that trickle down your leg is rain anymore.

Liberal answer? Give them more power! We don’t need to see your identification. These aren’t the drones you’re looking for.

There’s an evil death cult marching on the world that kills people for simply BEING gay. Or Christian. Or Jewish. Or a woman.

Liberal answer? Let’s be loud and proud! YAY GAY! You better bake me a cake or I’ll ruin your life, you evil Christian Nazi!

Gunmen kill in gun-free zones almost exclusively.

Liberal answer? More gun-free zones! Ban all the things! The police should be the only ones with guns!

Wait, I thought the police were evil and racist?

COMMENTARY: A New Word For Pretentious

THE REMODERN REVIEW

Parbunkells: A word as rare and fragile as the special snowflake who wishes to co-opt it

I SUPPOSE RANTALLION WAS TOO COMMON A PARLANCE: Article on “Artist Posts 17th Century Word on Billboard, Asks That Nobody Else Use It”

Ah, parbunkells. Straight from the bowels of the Orwellian world of university style post-conceptual contextualized readings comes the latest production of hipster welfare.

I’ve written in the past on how conceptual art is a tool of oppression. It’s part of an elitist strategy of filtering and access control. The promotion of soulless art without skill is one of the techniques by which the establishment proclaims 2+2=5. Embracing their doublethink lies, proselytizing on behalf of their reality-denying agenda, becomes the price of admission, mandatory behavior for being subsidized by the cultural institutions they dominate.

As I observed in my piece on the ridiculous Tracey Emin, “The scourge of postmodern relativism as…

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Honey Apple Performance Enhancement Injection Pork Chops

2 decent sized boneless pork chops
8 oz of apple jelly
6 oz honey
16 oz water
A couple ounces of olive oil

Heat water to boiling, add apple jelly and honey. Reduce heat to medium and stir frequently, mixing thoroughly.
Using marinade injector syringe, inject pork chops with honey apple liquid in various locations throughout. Add oil to medium skillet, heat to high and add 2 oz of honey apple liquid. Season each side with salt and paper to taste. Sear for a couple minutes on each side, and reduce heat to medium-low. Cook for around 5 minutes a side depending on size.

BEEFCAKE!

Er.. PORK CHOP!

Mourning in America

Brothers and sisters, today we gather to mourn the passing of the United States of America. Through good times and bad, for either 239 or 224 years (depending on which document you believe truly founded this nation) our country persevered as a shining beacon of hope around the world. Through the course of its history, America brought the world such worthy inventions and discoveries as the Ferris wheel, the chocolate chip cookie, the zipper, the assembly line, and something called the internet.

America was born at a time when kings and despots ruled the world. From her earliest days she was a rebel. Self-reliance and an unending belief in the individual over the State are what made her great. America would not want us to shed tears over what was. America would want us to look to the future, find ourselves and struggle to make the world a better place. America’s journey brought freedom to more people than any other nation in the world. Her history wasn’t perfect but the truly remarkable thing about this nation, this entity, was that she fessed up to her shortcomings, and made efforts to fix them.

A nation’s greatness can be measured by those that rise up from within her. The first generation of new immigrants rose to become successful and wealthy business people, contributing to the growth of this new superpower. Their children became doctors, lawyers, business men and teachers. America became a place where people could achieve their dreams if they worked hard enough.

America was laid low by a cancer from within. A cancer known simply as jealousy, which metastasized as fairness. The desire to have without earning. A cancer sparked and fanned by the very totalitarians that she wished to separate herself from. A cancer borne from Marxism. The notion that the government, and therefore the people of this once great nation, would take care of those that wouldn’t (not couldn’t) take care of themselves began to take hold early in the 20th century. Soon, there were those within her borders that called for the extension of those benefits to those that were not even counted among her citizenry. Inevitably, she began to spend more than she took in, leading to financial ruin.

She is survived by a bloated, oppressive totalitarian federal government and a number of small, independent (some would say illegitimate) offshoot nations within its former borders.

Riddle me this, Batmensch.

I’ve been busy the past few days, trying to catch up on projects, raise my son, take care of Gorgeous Beauty that is My Wife, etc…

I have some questions.

Do people on the left, who apparently did at one point, still believe the spew that gushes forth from the Presidential pie-hole anymore?
Do they even bother to do the slightest bit of research, investigation, or fact-checking into the bile that we are immersed in every time some nutbag decides they’re on a mission from a god, their god, their dog, chemtrails or the radio in their head?

Are these people so delusional as to believe anything that comes from Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton clan (if you will) as a whole?
Will they continue to justify every step this witch takes toward the White House?
Are they content to be flying monkeys?

Instead of throwing a shoe, next time throw a bucket of water on her, see what happens.

PESTO! Magic Chicken!

3 tbsp granulated garlic
1 tbsp seasoned salt
¼ cup basil pesto
½ cup shredded cheddar or cheese blend of your choice
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
lemon juice
olive oil

Beat chicken breasts until ¼” thick
Combine garlic and seasoned salt, rub on each side of chicken
Preheat oven to 350°
Spread pesto, then cheese, evenly over the chicken. Roll and secure with toothpicks.
Coat bottom of baking dish liberally with olive oil, place chicken inside
Drizzle with lemon juice

Bake for 50 minutes or until juices run clear. Remove toothpicks and enjoy!

I needed an outlet…

The indefatigable Kender MacGowan and I will be back on the air soon, but until then I had to have a pressure relief valve, else I would go crazy and take my wife with me…

It’s been an interesting week. The jokes have practically written themselves. The politically correct downward spiral continues to accelerate.

A pretIndian, TransJenner™ and a woman incognegro walk into a bar…

If you have any doubt at all that the snowball is fast approaching terminal velocity, the Progressive defense of out-and-out lies should alleviate them. Even MSNBC says Transracial Rachel is blacker than Clarence Thomas. It doesn’t matter whose culture or gender identity you appropriate anymore, just don’t be a “cisnormative” (read: normal) white guy with conservative values or else you will be prosecuted persecuted for thoughtcrimes, comrade.

Speaking of snowballs, have you noticed the distinct lack of global warming?

I keep seeing the leftists getting apoplectic about people not believing in climate change. Some have advocated jail sentences for not believing in settled science. Galileo couldn’t be reached for comment. The head of the EPA wants to visit you personally. Hell, even the pope is chiming in.

I had some friends in New York City this past week, and it just so happened to coincide with the anniversary of an ABC story back in 2008 where they said that NYC would be under water by now… and they were so looking forward to kayaking down The Great White Way… (Wait, is that racist?)

We’re just gonna throw crap at the wall and see who sticks…

I swear to you by my pretty floral bonnet, if we end up with Jebthro vs. Killary in the election next year, this blog will not be safe for children under 35. Same goes for Trump. Actually, I kinda like that The Donald is announcing now. Anyone with that kind of decorating taste shouldn’t have that much money. I wonder what his logo is going to look like? Can’t be worse than Jeb! or Preparation H. I bet it will be gold.

Teacher says, every time a bell rings, a Republican candidate announces their presidential bid…

I think I’m going to start a pool for the Republican candidates. Maybe two pools. The first will be for the overall number of candidates that officially announce and the other will be how long each candidate will remain in the race and what takes them out of the pack like the slow, sick animal they are.

If only someone would self-identify as a competent leader….

MK

0001 (That’s binary for one)

Since this is my first entry on this thing people like to call a blog, I figured I would post some pithy words and a picture.

“Enjoy.” – Hyman Roth

I’m self-identifying as an Autobot.
I was going to self-identify as Asian, but I’d just be white again in an hour…