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Prognitive Dissonance

The federal government is more corrupt than it has ever been. They aren’t even bothering to tell you that trickle down your leg is rain anymore.

Liberal answer? Give them more power! We don’t need to see your identification. These aren’t the drones you’re looking for.

There’s an evil death cult marching on the world that kills people for simply BEING gay. Or Christian. Or Jewish. Or a woman.

Liberal answer? Let’s be loud and proud! YAY GAY! You better bake me a cake or I’ll ruin your life, you evil Christian Nazi!

Gunmen kill in gun-free zones almost exclusively.

Liberal answer? More gun-free zones! Ban all the things! The police should be the only ones with guns!

Wait, I thought the police were evil and racist?

Mourning in America

Brothers and sisters, today we gather to mourn the passing of the United States of America. Through good times and bad, for either 239 or 224 years (depending on which document you believe truly founded this nation) our country persevered as a shining beacon of hope around the world. Through the course of its history, America brought the world such worthy inventions and discoveries as the Ferris wheel, the chocolate chip cookie, the zipper, the assembly line, and something called the internet.

America was born at a time when kings and despots ruled the world. From her earliest days she was a rebel. Self-reliance and an unending belief in the individual over the State are what made her great. America would not want us to shed tears over what was. America would want us to look to the future, find ourselves and struggle to make the world a better place. America’s journey brought freedom to more people than any other nation in the world. Her history wasn’t perfect but the truly remarkable thing about this nation, this entity, was that she fessed up to her shortcomings, and made efforts to fix them.

A nation’s greatness can be measured by those that rise up from within her. The first generation of new immigrants rose to become successful and wealthy business people, contributing to the growth of this new superpower. Their children became doctors, lawyers, business men and teachers. America became a place where people could achieve their dreams if they worked hard enough.

America was laid low by a cancer from within. A cancer known simply as jealousy, which metastasized as fairness. The desire to have without earning. A cancer sparked and fanned by the very totalitarians that she wished to separate herself from. A cancer borne from Marxism. The notion that the government, and therefore the people of this once great nation, would take care of those that wouldn’t (not couldn’t) take care of themselves began to take hold early in the 20th century. Soon, there were those within her borders that called for the extension of those benefits to those that were not even counted among her citizenry. Inevitably, she began to spend more than she took in, leading to financial ruin.

She is survived by a bloated, oppressive totalitarian federal government and a number of small, independent (some would say illegitimate) offshoot nations within its former borders.

Riddle me this, Batmensch.

I’ve been busy the past few days, trying to catch up on projects, raise my son, take care of Gorgeous Beauty that is My Wife, etc…

I have some questions.

Do people on the left, who apparently did at one point, still believe the spew that gushes forth from the Presidential pie-hole anymore?
Do they even bother to do the slightest bit of research, investigation, or fact-checking into the bile that we are immersed in every time some nutbag decides they’re on a mission from a god, their god, their dog, chemtrails or the radio in their head?

Are these people so delusional as to believe anything that comes from Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton clan (if you will) as a whole?
Will they continue to justify every step this witch takes toward the White House?
Are they content to be flying monkeys?

Instead of throwing a shoe, next time throw a bucket of water on her, see what happens.